Decision Paralysis: PNW Edition
Let me tell you, this is a new phenomenon in my life, and it is no joke. I don't have many weekend commitments right now, so my typical Thursday-Sunday will go something like this:
Thursday: Oh yes! It's almost the weekend! What should I do this weekend? Maybe I'll go for a hike. Maybe I'll rent a kayak and get out on the sound. Oooh maybe I could go skiing! Snowshoeing! Ah I've got it, I'll head to the Olympic coast, watch the waves, be moody. OR I could go to Portland. Everyone is going to Portland it's such a hip thing to do. I could get an Airbnb for the night. There's also this music venue I could go to. Really cool. I love live music, and this singer/songwriter's Instagram feed is on point.
Friday: Ok, I've narrowed it down. I'm either going to Portland or the coast. I still haven't booked that hip Airbnb but I can figure it out on my way. Or should I go to that live show?? Maybe I'll meet someone. I just want to be outdoors. Let me check the weather. Ok, well it might rain or it might not. That's helpful.
Saturday 8am: Ok, I'm getting up, taking a shower, and packing myself a lunch. Can't wait for this day! Still not sure what I'm going to do.
Saturday 9am: UGH gas is so expensive. Should I even go to Portland? I didn't ever book that Airbnb so I guess not. Next time. Ok, I'm off to the coast.
Saturday 10am: The coast is 4 hours away am I ready to drive 8 hours today? It's already 10am. Actually I think I'm hungry for a snack it's been a while since I had breakfast. Perfect, I'll have a snack, pull out my maps, and rethink the weekend.
Saturday 11am: You know what, I'm still new here, how about I just explore the city I live in?? I love Seattle. A nice long bike ride sounds nice. Plus I can still hit up that concert later.
Saturday 1pm: Well now I need lunch, and I definitely can't afford to buy lunch out. I'll eat here and then head out on a ride.
Saturday 2pm: This is ridiculous it's already 2pm and I haven't even left the house! RED ALERT. I need to do something NOW. It's raining and I don't think I want to bike anymore. Let me head to Discovery Park for a run. I already know my way there, and I really need some exercise to help relieve the guilt I feel for not taking advantage of all of the amazing things to do around here.
Saturday 3pm: I actually follow through and spend a few hours at Discovery Park, which never fails to be beautiful and refreshing and restores my good mood.
Saturday 7pm: Getting ready to go to that show! Can't wait!
Saturday 8pm: I don't think I really want to go to that show alone, I'll just hit a brewery instead. I'll have a beer now and then go.
Saturday 9pm: Why would I go out and spend $8 for a beer that I could just have at home? And this way I can listen to whatever playlist I want. I'll get out early tomorrow and have a nice day.
Sunday 9am: Well I already slept later than my alarm so I better go to church. Maybe Jesus can redeem my sorry self and this weekend.
Sunday 12pm: I could go downtown. I could go to the Ballard market. Or the Fremont market. REI? This pop-up taco truck I saw on Twitter? West Seattle?
Sunday 2pm: Eh. I can't decide. I think I'll just hunker down at home, make a cup of tea, and write about my decision paralysis on my blog.
I wish I was exaggerating, but I'm not. Please send help.
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